Another note Deadpool is number two on my top comic book hero’s list.
Some beautiful person leaked out the Wolverine Origins movie online a couple of days ago and another wonderful person downloaded it for us to watch. Yes the special effects weren’t added, some of the dialogue was missing, and something’s didn’t match up right but damn it was awesome a really great movie….yea right IT SUCKED… well mostly the ending but that pulled down the whole movie for me.
My note to you if you ever go see this movie in theaters is just walk out about a half hour before the movie ends you just don’t need to see it at all it’s completely pointless. For any real fan of any Wolverine movie comic fan fic whatever it SUCKS this movie was only worth a illegal down load man if I could curse out and burn the house down of the person that screwed this movie up I would I would go to jail for justice for this movie a real slap in the face to all comic book fans. It wasn’t just wolverine that pissed me off even thou they really did screw things up for him and messed everything up for this being any type of prequel to the X-man movies… god it was just errr..all screwed up .
The major thing that took it way too far and pissed me off to the point of criminal intent was Deadpool ow those tricky little bustards made him perfect in the beginning a smart ass mercenary that never shut his mouth with mad ass Katana skills that just wanted to have fun. Perfect little Ryan Reynolds shirtless deflecting bullets with his two trusty Katana’s, it was almost orgasmic, don’t tell Ryan. Man how the movie should have ended that way. But NO they had to go screw with it totally screw with it like WTF were you people thinking did you ever read comics at all you jack asses. Do you even know who DEADPOOL is man if he was as real as he thinks he is, he would jump that fourth wall and kick your asses, your mothers asses, and your god damn dead grandmothers asses. Fucking lazer vision, flitting, Katana fist assholes. Breath Hammy breath….
Kick ass Deadpool Vs Lazer vision deadpool
Ok I’m good I think sorry about that.
So if you want to lose total faith in the Hollywood comic book reproductions, like me, go ahead and see this but if you are a true lover of comics do your kind good and download it. That’s all that’s it deserves. The lack of special effects was the only thing that got any of us through that horrendous last half hour. Go ahead see for yourself you’re going to have to anyway to get the facts to rage against and to see for yourself just how HORRIBLE THE WOLVERINE ORGINIS MOVIE WAS. I’ll pray for your sanity and hope you don’t kill anyone on your way out of the movie. I can see the headlines now “Terror in twinkle town as comic book fans valiantly protest against the Wolverine Origins movie, with lightsabers in hand”. Just don’t see it opening night it’s not worth the hour or so wait in line fuck it.
Fucking Hollywood
Hamster out….
2 comments:
Yess, that is it let all the glorious rant-ness out. I really, Really, REALLY ReAlLy, really, hope they tweak the ending so deadpool is not as suck@ssy as he seemed. (I'm sorry but i'm still going to the midnightshowing and then we can rant gloriously together and you can say i told you so)
-Tsukido
Ya i saw it and it was beyond terrible. Ive been reading Wolverine since he first got his 4 part mini series comics in the late 80s. I think the worst though is the adamantium bullet that makes him forget, blah.
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